RoyFest 2026:
our biggest discount EVER
You're one step away from joining everything I've built over 16 years.
Today only:
Compared to buying the courses individually, you're saving almost 68%.
Compared to becoming a regular member, you're saving over 50%.
Either way, this is the biggest birthday offer we've ever created.
Real members. Real progress.
On camera. Real voices. No actors, no scripts, no edits.
And from the platform's own reviews
3,400+ members across 40+ countries. Roy hosts Lives every week — and has done since 2016.
Hear it from them.
You know the voice in your head?
Yeah, that one.
“My lack of confidence to speak.”
“Why is everyone laughing a beat before me? Did they get something I missed?”
“I prepare every email. I rehearse every meeting. Brits seem to just… talk.”
“When my colleague says "interesting" in that tone — what does that actually mean?”
“I want to get rid of thinking about every word I'm going to say, it's tiring.”
“I keep telling myself "tomorrow I'll really start." That was three years ago.”
“I'm 35. I shouldn't still feel 12 in a meeting.”
If any one of them feels familiar, this page is for you.
Nobody struggles with just pronunciation.
Everything is connected.
After nearly fifteen years of teaching, Roy noticed the same pattern: learners spend years buying course after course. A pronunciation course. Then a grammar course. Then idioms. Then vocabulary.
Always hoping: “maybe this next course will finally be the one.”
But English doesn't work like that. Nobody struggles with just pronunciation. Or just vocabulary. Or just confidence.
How everything feeds everything else:
The better your pronunciation becomes, the easier listening becomes.
The more you understand British culture, the easier conversations become.
The more conversations you have, the more confident you become.
Confidence feeds speaking. Speaking feeds vocabulary. Everything feeds everything else.
That's why one isolated course never fixed it — and why this year, for Roy's birthday, the offer is everything, connected, in one place.
I didn't want to create another course. I wanted to create the last English programme you'll ever need. One place. Everything connected. Everything structured.
— Roy
Three steps. Done in sixty seconds.
Become a member.
30-second Stripe checkout. The whole platform opens immediately — every course unlocked for a full year. (£216 today, instead of £442.80.)
Open the Library — pick what’s broken today.
Search for the sound, the slang, the topic you’ve never quite cracked. Most members start with the Pronunciation Guide opener — or just type a phrase that’s been bugging them and let the AI tutor jump them to Roy’s exact answer.
Show up to the next Live.
Roy hosts Lives several times a week — usually 6:30pm UK on weekdays or 1pm UK on weekends. He announces each session in the WhatsApp community and by email. Show up to whichever fits your week. Miss it? It’s recorded by the next morning.
Become a member.
30-second Stripe checkout. The whole platform opens immediately — every course unlocked for a full year. (£216 today, instead of £442.80.)
Open the Library — pick what’s broken today.
Search for the sound, the slang, the topic you’ve never quite cracked. Most members start with the Pronunciation Guide opener — or just type a phrase that’s been bugging them and let the AI tutor jump them to Roy’s exact answer.
Show up to the next Live.
Roy hosts Lives several times a week — usually 6:30pm UK on weekdays or 1pm UK on weekends. He announces each session in the WhatsApp community and by email. Show up to whichever fits your week. Miss it? It’s recorded by the next morning.
Four courses. 366 lessons.
+ 2 weekly live sessions with Roy
Conversation Club
Live, weekly with Roy · Recorded into your library
Real conversation. Real corrections. Real laughs. Time slots vary — usually 6:30pm UK weekdays or 1pm UK weekends.
Q&A with Roy
Live, weekly · Schedule announced in WhatsApp + email
Bring your hardest sentence — the one that never came out right. Roy unpacks it. The room nods.
Can't attend live? Every session is recorded and lands in your library by the next morning — you never miss anything.
The Ultimate British Pronunciation Guide
187 RP drills, oral posture training, the Accent Rewire Method.
- 01Discovering British RP
- 02The 20 Vowel Sounds of British RP
- 03The 24 Consonant Sounds of British RP
- 04Sounding Natural in British English
- 05Connected Speech: Magic of Linking
- 06Rhythm, Intonation & Stress
- 07Navigating Commonly Confused Sounds
- 08The Most Mispronounced Words & Awkward Sounds
- 09Practical Drills: Stories, Poems & Tongue Twisters
- 10Exploring the Accents of the UK
- 11Bonus: Maximising Your Course Results
- 12Bonus: The IELTS Speaking Test
- 13The British Accent Rewire Workshop
- 14Live Q&A Recordings
Decoding British Culture
The unwritten rules — banter, irony, etiquette, what "fine" really means at a pub.
- 01Introduction
- 02Understanding British Culture
- 03How the British Communicate
- 04What is the UK?
- 05The British Sense of Humour
- 06The Do's and Don'ts
- 07Making Friends, Meeting People & Dating
- 08British English: The Main Differences
- 09What the British Really Mean
- 10Working & Studying in the UK
- 11Healthcare in the UK
- 12Education in the UK
- 13The Mindset to Adapt to a New Country
- 14Living in the UK — What to Expect
- 15Top Tips for Making the Most of the UK
- 16Bonus: British Pronunciation Workshop
- 17Bonus: The Melody of British Slang
The Ultimate British Slang & Idioms
250 slang terms + 250 idioms. Themed by context: work, pub, family, media.
- 01Introduction
- 02The 250 Most Important British Idioms
- 03The 250 Most Important British Slang Expressions
- 04The Human Body & Bodily Functions
- 05Emotions, Reactions & Opinions
- 06Food & Drink
- 07Daily Life & Everyday Activities
- 08Money
The British English Library
Hour-long sessions. Grammar quirks, idiom dissection, news lines explained.
- 01Welcome — Start Here
- 02The English Right Now Community
- 03The British English Language Library
- 04Pronunciation
- 05Slang & Idioms
- 06British Culture
- 07Grammar
- 08Vocabulary
- 09Analysis of Texts
And around the lessons, a place to actually learn from them.
Stuck between Lives? Ask the tutor inline. Trained on every Roy transcript. Cites the exact lesson and the exact second so you can jump to Roy's actual words. No ChatGPT fluff. No “as a large language model…” energy.
Roy is still the teacher. The AI is just there when Roy isn't.
Searchable transcripts
Whisper-powered. Search any phrase, jump straight to the moment Roy said it.
Auto-issued certificates
Issued the moment you finish a course. LinkedIn-ready.
PWA install
iOS, Android, no App Store. Works offline once installed.
A small daily habit
A check-in, a streak, a glance at the cohort. Light, kind, built to bring you back tomorrow.
Bundled with your year. Included.
The 250 Most Important British Idioms
178-page eBook · PDF + EPUB · Lifetime access
Indexed by theme. Every idiom shown in three real conversational contexts.
This is for you if:
- You can already read this page comfortably.
- You chose British over American on purpose.
- You want naturalness, humour, fluency — not your first hundred words.
- You've studied English for years already and are sick of feeling stuck.
- You're prepared to show up to one Live a week — or watch the recording the next morning.
- You're busy — that's fine. You have a full year: five minutes one day, an hour the next, on your phone, tablet or computer.
Especially built for:
Non-native speakers from any first language.
Your pronunciation gap is structural, not personal — every first language meets British RP with its own vowels, its own consonant clusters, its own rhythm. Module 4 of the Pronunciation Guide was built to bridge that gap, whichever language shaped your mouth first.
People who live in the UK now.
One in three of our members do. The weekly Lives, the WhatsApp community, the cultural-fluency framework — all of it speaks your day.
Healthcare professionals (NHS staff, doctors, nurses).
When clear matters more than casual, the Pronunciation Guide + Decoding British Culture pair is built for you.
English teachers polishing their own connected speech.
You teach others; you know what's missing in your own. Roy's connected-speech module is what you've been looking for.
Advanced and fluent learners who passed every exam — and still freeze in social conversation.
The Membership is the place where the last layer falls into place.
This isn't for you if:
- You're starting from zero. (We'd love you in two years — not now.)
- You want American English. (Wrong shop.)
- You expect to learn passively. (This is a place, not a Netflix shelf.)
All of this.
And we haven't said a word about price yet.
- 4 courses · 366 lessons of British English content
- The Accent Rewire Method + the cultural-fluency framework
- Conversation Club + Q&A with Roy — Lives several times a week, scheduled flexibly
- 24/7 AI tutor that knows every transcript by the second
- Searchable Whisper-indexed transcripts
- Auto-issued LinkedIn-ready certificates
- PWA install — iOS, Android, offline
- The 250 Idioms eBook, included
- The community that already speaks like you do
4 courses · the platform · AI tutor · 250-idioms eBook
4 courses · the platform · AI tutor · 250-idioms eBook · 2 weekly Lives
If you bought every piece of this on its own:
Reference prices · not what you pay
| The Ultimate British Pronunciation Guide — almost 200 lessons, 77+ hours | £324 |
| The Ultimate British Slang & Idioms — 500+ real expressions | £204 |
| Decoding British Culture — humour, sarcasm, making friends | £144 |
| Just the three flagship courses | £672 |
(And that's still not everything. The growing Lesson Library, two live Zoom sessions every single week, the private community, the recordings, the AI tutor — none of those are even in that table. Some aren't sold separately at all.)
Today, for Roy's birthday: the entire year, all of it, every week, every update — for less than a third of that.
The maths.
Bought on their own, just the three flagship courses cost:
The Ultimate British Pronunciation Guide — £324.
The Ultimate Slang & Idioms Course — £204.
Decoding British Culture — £144.
That's £672 — before the Library, the community and the weekly Lives.
A regular member invests £36.90/month — over twelve months, that's £442.80 for the year.
Today, because it's Roy's birthday: the entire year for £216:
- →All three flagship courses (Pronunciation · Slang & Idioms · British Culture)
- →2 live Zoom sessions with Roy, every single week (Conversation Club + Q&A — all recorded)
- →The growing Lesson Library — 50+ lessons, new ones every month
- →The private WhatsApp community
- →Plus every new lesson Roy adds over the next twelve months
£216 across a year works out at £18/month — around 60p a day.
And here's the part that still amazes us: a full year of everything costs less than the Pronunciation Guide alone (£324).
Compared to the courses bought individually you save almost 68%. Compared to regular membership, over 50%.
When the clock reaches midnight (UK time), this page comes down and the membership returns to its normal pricing.
One payment today — £18/month (around 60p a day)
The birthday price disappears in
- ✓Immediate access — every course unlocked today
- ✓Invitations to this week's live sessions
- ✓Learn on your phone, tablet or computer
Be honest with me for a second.
How many British conversations have you ducked out of in the last twelve months?
Five? Ten? Twenty?
Every avoided conversation is a friendship not made.
A meeting where you stayed quiet.
A pub round you didn't join.
A job opportunity you didn't push for.
A connection your year-younger self would have made instantly in your first language.
If you're going to live here, work here, or build a life here — that cost compounds. Every week. Every year.
And how many years have you told yourself “next year I'll really learn it” ?
Five? Ten? Fourteen?
(That last number isn't random — it's the average our members have been studying English. Fourteen years. The Membership is built for the people who stayed too long on the plateau.)
Today, it's about 60p a day for the entire programme.
Less than many people spend on a few coffees — or a takeaway. The birthday year is £216 — every course, two weekly Lives with Roy, the growing Lesson Library, the community, and every new lesson Roy adds across the year.
Roy Woodhouse.
The teacher behind every lesson.
Born in Nottingham, raised on the Isle of Wight. Modern British RP — clear, classic, “the BBC voice.”
15 years teaching adult learners. St Giles. Stafford House. London. Cambridge. Then BBC Learning English.
The Accent Rewire Method — built specifically for non-natives stuck in the textbook layer. 187 lessons inside the platform.
The British Slang & Idiom Accelerator — taught for years before it became a course. Now 60 lessons inside.
The Decoding British Culture framework — co-taught with my wife, a Brazilian who's lived it from the inside. 70 lessons inside.
Every year, for my birthday, I like to do something special for this community. You've supported my videos, shared them with your friends, learnt with me over the years — honestly, it's become one of my favourite traditions.
In past years it was always one course. This year I wanted to do something bigger than we've ever done before: the whole platform — nearly fifteen years of teaching, thousands of students, almost 160 hours of lessons — open for a full year, at the biggest discount we've ever offered.
— Roy
The maths.
(once more, then we'll let you decide)
Bought on their own, just the three flagship courses cost:
The Ultimate British Pronunciation Guide — £324.
The Ultimate Slang & Idioms Course — £204.
Decoding British Culture — £144.
That's £672 — before the Library, the community and the weekly Lives.
A regular member invests £36.90/month — over twelve months, that's £442.80 for the year.
Today, because it's Roy's birthday: the entire year for £216:
- →All three flagship courses (Pronunciation · Slang & Idioms · British Culture)
- →2 live Zoom sessions with Roy, every single week (Conversation Club + Q&A — all recorded)
- →The growing Lesson Library — 50+ lessons, new ones every month
- →The private WhatsApp community
- →Plus every new lesson Roy adds over the next twelve months
£216 across a year works out at £18/month — around 60p a day.
And here's the part that still amazes us: a full year of everything costs less than the Pronunciation Guide alone (£324).
Compared to the courses bought individually you save almost 68%. Compared to regular membership, over 50%.
When the clock reaches midnight (UK time), this page comes down and the membership returns to its normal pricing.
One payment today — £18/month (around 60p a day)
The birthday price disappears in
- ✓Immediate access — every course unlocked today
- ✓Invitations to this week's live sessions
- ✓Learn on your phone, tablet or computer
The honest answers.
One full year of the English Right Now Membership — everything. The Ultimate British Pronunciation Guide (normally £324), the Ultimate Slang & Idioms Course (normally £204), Decoding British Culture (normally £144), the growing Lesson Library with 50+ extra lessons, two live Zoom sessions with Roy every single week (Conversation Club + Q&A), the private WhatsApp community, recordings of every session, and every new lesson Roy adds over the next twelve months.
Immediate. Stripe checkout takes thirty seconds, then your welcome email arrives with your login. You set a password, follow the short onboarding, and you're in — with every course already unlocked. Total time: under two minutes.
No catch — it's Roy's birthday. Every year he does something special for this community, and this year it's the biggest offer we've ever made: the whole year for £216 instead of £442.80. The only condition is the clock — the price is only available today, until 23:59 UK time.
The offer disappears and the membership returns to its normal pricing. This page comes down with it — so if you’re reading this, you’re still in time.
Yes. 7 days, no questions, full refund. Email [email protected] and we process it. We will not ask why.
You have a full year. Learn whenever it suits you — on your phone, tablet or computer. Five minutes one day, an hour the next. Everything is there whenever you need it, and every live session is recorded, so you never miss anything.
If you can understand Roy's videos, you're ready. Whether you're intermediate, advanced, or even an English teacher — the membership meets you where you are and helps you keep progressing. If you're a complete beginner, finish a foundation app first.
Never. Camera off, mic muted is welcome — plenty of members listen for weeks before they speak. The Lives are useful from your first attendance, even if you only listen.
Roy hosts them several times a week. Slots vary — usually 6:30pm UK on weekdays or 1pm UK on weekends. He announces each session in the WhatsApp community and by email so members know what’s coming. The flexible schedule lets the Lives reach a wider range of timezones across the week.
Every Live is recorded and added to your library by the next morning, so nothing is ever lost. Slots also rotate between weekday evenings and weekend afternoons, so most timezones get a workable option — and you can drop questions in the WhatsApp group for Roy to pick up at the next session.
Those are tools. This is a curriculum. Roy is one British native — nearly fifteen years of teaching, thousands of students — and every lesson follows his system. You're not paying for ad-hoc tutor time; you're paying for a structured path where pronunciation, culture and conversation all feed each other.
Your membership renews annually so your access never cuts out mid-course — and you can cancel the renewal anytime in one click, no phone calls, no retention agents. We'll email you before any renewal.
Install the site as a PWA on iOS or Android — works exactly like an app, lives on your home screen, works offline once installed. No App Store fees, and we ship updates instantly.
Credit card via Stripe — Visa, Mastercard, Amex. The currency converts automatically based on your location.
If you've been thinking
“one day I'll join English Right Now”
— today is that day.
This isn't just another course. It's an entire learning system. A community. A place to practise, ask questions and keep growing.
Not just better English. Real confidence.
The birthday price disappears at midnight (UK time) — in --:--:--.
Come and join us — Roy would love to welcome you into the community. He'll see you inside.
🎂 Claim my birthday year — £216
One payment · Everything included for 12 months · Stripe secure checkout